I do hope you're ready for some disappointing news.
My name is Dio Brando. We met once before in the fog. You regaled me with the tragic tale of my and Jonathan's respective murders, which you had to tell me because as you might recall, I am twelve years old. I am only being so up-front about this because I feel your ire will be more tolerable than your suspicion over the unknown. I have no intention of harassing you, nor do I particularly desire another in-person interaction to begin with.
[He knows his limits, after all, and he's not particularly keen on getting his ass thrashed for something he didn't do.]
However I am in a position where my own areas of expertise are of no help to me, and so I must solemnly confess that I am seeking your advice because you're the best-dressed man I know.
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Date: 2019-12-06 04:05 am (UTC)I do hope you're ready for some disappointing news.
My name is Dio Brando. We met once before in the fog. You regaled me with the tragic tale of my and Jonathan's respective murders, which you had to tell me because as you might recall, I am twelve years old. I am only being so up-front about this because I feel your ire will be more tolerable than your suspicion over the unknown. I have no intention of harassing you, nor do I particularly desire another in-person interaction to begin with.
[He knows his limits, after all, and he's not particularly keen on getting his ass thrashed for something he didn't do.]
However I am in a position where my own areas of expertise are of no help to me, and so I must solemnly confess that I am seeking your advice because you're the best-dressed man I know.
Are you following?