[Rude! He's immediately pursing his lips at all of that, hands wandering to her waist and lightly squeezing in reply. Fine, fine. He's sure he can maybe think of a thing or two, but she's entirely not going to tell him.]

That's rather unfair. I take it it's at least things that aren't easily changed? Wouldn't want to ruin that enjoyment, hm?

[It's fine. He sighs softly to himself and leans back in the chair a bit, hadn't really noticing how stiff he'd been this entire time.]

I'm sure it'll be lovely either way and neither of us will know any better.