Speedwagon himself is jumping a little as they're getting up in their business, but he's huffing to himself as he's trying to figure out the difference between just your regular-ass tents, thank you very much.
Please god don't let them comment on the kinds of tents he's looking at, please god.]
How long do you think we're going to be on this trip, again?
There are routes that can take as many as 7 days, but caves themselves will be far worse. We will have to make certain tent is safe from wild pokemon as well- I believe Jolyne made use of some sort of loft equipment...
[He's nodding slowly as he's taking in all of this information, trying his damnedest to ignore the camera crew nearby.]
So something that is light enough to be stable when elevated, but also sturdy enough for the elements... Though I suppose the question is how big would we want to go for this? [Jesus, he's trying so hard to not die of embarrassment. He's sure that's possible.]
It will certainly have to be large enough for the both of us! [he insists, nodding furiously as he reaches for an applicable, but relatively cheap tent.]
[They are really insistent on this, aren't they? He lets out a low sigh, pretty defeated by all of this at this point.]
I... suppose price isn't really a... factor in all of this right now, is it? [Even if he's pretty sure they have enough in funds between all of them, but that's not even a factor at this particular juncture.]
[... Above the shelf. He's biting back a grin as he's getting an idea. That's high enough to where it might be time to make people question watching them.]
Quite possibly. [Says the six foot tall man that is looking at those shelves and sizing up if he can clamber up there with enough footing. This is your one and only chance to stop him, Jonathan.]
Naturally we shall have to find the loft as well, [Jonathan begins, apparently having a list in mind.] We will also need stakes of great strength, and something with which to protect the ground!
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
Deep breaths, keep your composure. Not that it stops him from grabbing Jonathan's forearm to yank him down so he can whisper properly.]
Let's play along for now and get what we need, or could need, and then get out as soon as possible.
no subject
[And then a bit more loudly-] Well, then I suppose we shall have to get to the camping aisle then!
[Hooboy.]
no subject
R-right. Let's get moving. Do lead the way, Jonathan? [Let him die a little on the way.]
no subject
[They are dying..........
Well, camping aisle here they go. Looking through the Aisle, he starts carefully looking over prices with a squint.
One of the crew shouts-]
Don't worry about the price! Just grab!
AH-
Of course, if you're comparing features, be sure to plan outloud!
no subject
Speedwagon himself is jumping a little as they're getting up in their business, but he's huffing to himself as he's trying to figure out the difference between just your regular-ass tents, thank you very much.
Please god don't let them comment on the kinds of tents he's looking at, please god.]
How long do you think we're going to be on this trip, again?
no subject
[The camera crew is bouncing-] Ah....
no subject
So something that is light enough to be stable when elevated, but also sturdy enough for the elements... Though I suppose the question is how big would we want to go for this? [Jesus, he's trying so hard to not die of embarrassment. He's sure that's possible.]
no subject
Oh, that can't be the best option can it?
Erm-
Go big! Bigger!!!
W-well...
no subject
I... suppose price isn't really a... factor in all of this right now, is it? [Even if he's pretty sure they have enough in funds between all of them, but that's not even a factor at this particular juncture.]
Practicality be almost damned?
no subject
[....hm.] I suppose that certainly there would be better options up above the shelf...
no subject
Quite possibly. [Says the six foot tall man that is looking at those shelves and sizing up if he can clamber up there with enough footing. This is your one and only chance to stop him, Jonathan.]
no subject
It's relatively large, and appears to be advertised for mountaineering and all seasons...
no subject
Sounds like a perfect fit to me, then. What else do you think we might need? [Jesus, they should have made a list.]
no subject