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forward-dated: Dec. 6th, evening | <holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 03:46 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (Default)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
Hello, how much do you know about jewellery?
And other associated neck accessories?

<holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 04:05 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (oops there's my forehead)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
[Well that was fast.]

I do hope you're ready for some disappointing news.

My name is Dio Brando. We met once before in the fog. You regaled me with the tragic tale of my and Jonathan's respective murders, which you had to tell me because as you might recall, I am twelve years old. I am only being so up-front about this because I feel your ire will be more tolerable than your suspicion over the unknown. I have no intention of harassing you, nor do I particularly desire another in-person interaction to begin with.


[He knows his limits, after all, and he's not particularly keen on getting his ass thrashed for something he didn't do.]

However I am in a position where my own areas of expertise are of no help to me, and so I must solemnly confess that I am seeking your advice because you're the best-dressed man I know.

Are you following?

<holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 04:25 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (dumb fuckin pieces of)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
[Dio doesn't address much of what Speedwagon says directly, though he does get a kick out of the picture. How flattering. He definitely looked better a month ago.

(Then again, they all looked better a month ago.)]


I understand, though I implore you save it for another time, if another time even happens. I was dead a week ago, if that should settle your tormented soul, and so I'm not particularly in the mood to discuss this dreadful future of ours.

Such a matter aside, I am looking for a gift for someone with whom I am sharing a living space. She bears a scar upon her neck, and while I gleaned no outright shame from her upon its reveal, it is clearly a sore subject. I would like to get her something to cover it, perhaps pretty it up some.


[Never mind that it's totally not an apology gift, not at all.]

<holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 04:39 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (oops there's my forehead)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
Simple, then... This alone is useful.

...is such a query relevant enough to require an answer? Because while I initiated this conversation with the understanding that I would play by your terms, I don't think this is information I want to supply you with, hopefully for obvious reasons.

<holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 04:58 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (first things first)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
Ah, something like that could likely be adjusted to stay in place... It ought to be made of some sort of fabric, then, so such an adjustment will be painless...

I believe this is all I can ask for now. I would like to approach you with more questions after I've begun perusing materials. Colours, especially, I would like some guidance with.

<holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 05:17 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (oh fuck there's a curfew?)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
...why yes, I do happen to be well-acquainted with Mr. Tsukikage. I had intended to ask him for shop recommendations to begin with; it seems he is an especially good choice.

[Had Speedwagon not included such a follow-up, Dio would've vaguely remarked that he intended to enlist the help of 'his current guardian' for that task. Now, however, it seems he doesn't have to.

Surely this uncanny coincidence will never be relevant ever again.]
Edited Date: 2019-12-06 05:17 am (UTC)

<holydiver>

Date: 2019-12-06 05:27 am (UTC)
notpiercings: (ey yo wanna smoke w me)
From: [personal profile] notpiercings
Certainly. Always a pleasant surprise when both parties benefit from an exchange.

[Even if he isn't in the business of helping, if he can effortlessly do Speedwagon a favour? Cool, maybe that'll lessen the animosity directed at him. Less for him to worry about.]

I bid you good evening for now, then.

[And, after a short pause,]

Thank you for your assistance, Mr. Speedwagon.

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